Well, I met her out at Murphy's Resteraunt She said she was fresh from the farm And I remember thinkin' for a country girl That she went pretty well armed We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank I ordered her a slow gin fizz And when the chicken fried steaks arrived She said I like living like this. So I made her the queen of my doublewide trailor With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Sometimes she runs and I got to trail her dang her black heart and her pretty red neck. Verse2 Well a few nights later I run into her with some stranger on a park bench she said he rebuilds engines and his name is Earl he's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench I whispered honey lets just go on home and have some onion rings and watch TV and as I walked her to the truck Earl was cryin' don't you leave me I told him..(CHORUS) I said this here's....(CHORUS) do this twice... and then: She's the Queen-- twice, still playing the chords in the chorus.