We used to get crazy every Saturday night We drive into town and get feeling right A child of the 60s in '74 But I'm not that way anymore I burned the tires of my Chevrolet Trying to impress the girls that I date And I've been a gambler when I couldn't score But I'm not that way anymore I'm not that way anymore Time's closing yesterdays door I'm just as happy as I was before 'Cause I'm not that way anymore American Bandstand, The Sullivan Show I listened to the Opry on my radi-eye-O Well Dick Clark's still looking as young as before But I'm not that way anymore Well I swapped my loafers for cowboy boots And bought me some jeans, gave away all my suits My razor is rusted my barber is bored 'Cause I'm not that way anymore Chorus Chorus And you're not that way We're not that way anymore