IF IT AIN'T ONE THING IT'S YOU ALAN JACKSON TRANSCRIBED BY JASON BISHOP [email protected] INTRO: VERSE 1 I guess It's just not my day The wind blew my morning paper away Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass From that storm door you broke when you left here so fast CHORUS If it ain't one thing it's you If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing it's you VERSE 2 Well, I rented that movie you hate But that old VCR just chewed up the tape Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a steak All I found was that old piece of our wed-ding cake REPEAT CHORUS BRIDGE But I never knew that I needed you so But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go REPEAT CHORUS Oh, if it ain't one thing...it's you