Jim And Jack And Hank

Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming Rather clear what’s taking place. You were holding on to Louie He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y’all were going She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking, But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank (ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis Take what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me baby I don’t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching That little dog right in your lap I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad He said son you just woke me from my nap I told him you had left me. He said now son don’t you hate me You know exactly what I think. You know you’re better off You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank (ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis Take what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby I don’t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank That’s right ,,,,,Instrumental break So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn’t crank I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank (ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis Take what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby I don’t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank Yeh now go on and leave me baby I don’t need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there When it’s sun shining, George Strait an old friend Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends I’m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby All Yeah Goodbye