Intro: I shaved my face and combed my hair, Put on a new pair of underwear And sat on the porch with my Labrador Like a hundred other times before She changed her shoes and freshened up her face, Aao Put on some skimpy sexy lacea Ao|. And finally made her way through the back screen door, We loaded up on the front seat of my Ford And we went out to dinner and we drove right back home, Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of Rum Then we turned off the tv and we got right down to it, There aint nothin left to do now that we’ve done it Oh, yes Instrumental: