Submitter: BuffettDreams **** (a fanfare plays) Main riff 1 + 2 3 1 + 2 3 1 + 2 3 |-2---2-2--0---0-0--3---3--3--2 |-3---3-3--2---2-2--0---0--0--3 |-2---2-2--2---2-2--0---0--0--2 |-0---0-0--2---2-2--0---0--0--0 |----------0---0-0--2---2--2--- |-------------------3---3--3--- d u d d u d u d d ***the numbers along the top are beats. the + sign is a rest. d= downstroke u=upstroke Main riff plays in the background repeatedly, in time with the speaking (jeff foxworthy speaking) Greetings, y'all And welcome all you dang Foreigners from other nations Dear Lord, be with our guests And prepare them for The butt whooping they Are about to receive The Olympics in Georgia God, you know we're Going to screw that up I guarantee you When they let those doves go At the opening ceremony There are gonna be guys in The parking lot with shotguns And we will not have A flame that big without A pig on it, I guarantee Some fat guy going Dang good barbecue Top them stairs up there They ain't got no hand rail Be careful (riff comes to the front. Alan Jackson sings) Of all the games That the rednecks play There's some crazy events If you know about the redneck ways Then it makes perfect sense Main riff (speaking) Well, the Olympic rings will be Five old tires nailed together See, that's what I fear They're gonna get the list of events They're gonna have no idea What half this stuff Is supposed to be Like for fencing They'll be giving people Bailing wire and sheet metal They'll probably have to Cancel water polo after the First two or three horses drown I'll tell you Instead of discus throwing They'll be flinging Ford hubcaps You can't blame em For the way they are But you can sit back and grin Cause they'll do something That is so bizzare You won't see it again If you could ever Get inside their mind There's no telling What you might find They just do things In a different way All the games That the rednecks play Main riff to background (spoken) And you know, they haven't Even thought about it But the river they're Doing the kayak racing on Is the same river that They filmed Deliverance at That oughta add a whole degree Of difficulty, shouldn't it Cause if Ned Beatty couldn't Make it down that thing A Frenchman in a Pair of bicycle pants Ain't got a chance Be prepared to Watch the wildest show Make it rowdy and loud You may not see em Bringing home the gold But they'll sure make mama proud If you could ever Get inside their mind There's no telling What you might find They just do things In a different way All the games That the rednecks play Boom, boom, boom Hey, Ed, I got a white one Note: typically the d run on the song verses is a complete d (downstroke upstroke downstroke). listen to the song to get them all. I hope you enjoy it !! --BuffettDreams