Intro: () The mech()anic raised up from under my hood He () shook his head and said, "This ain't good Your () small Those spark plug wires are a little too long And your () main prodsponder's nearly gone Your in(Bm)jector ports are () all" "The () torque converter's runnin' low on torque And that () water pump's nearly down a quart But we () luck" He said, "I've got the time and I've got the parts Just () give me the word and I'm ready to start I () hundred bucks" But () sonny () money ---KEY CHANGE--- Then he said, () "Ain't you that songwriter guy?" I () said, "Yes, I am," he said, "So am I" And he () When he finished singin' he gave me a smile And I () closed my eyes and pondered awhile And he said, () "What do you think? () back" Well, I gave him my most sorrowful look And I said, () "This song's got a broken hook I can () cheap And I know you've been using a cut-rate thesaurus 'Cause your () adverbs have backed up into your chorus Now your () weak" But () sonny () money ---KEY CHANGE--- And I said, () "Hold on friend now I'm not through I () hate to be the one to give you the news But your () loose It's got so many dotted eighth notes in it I'd () keep her under fifty beats per minute I mean, () you" And you've got a bad safety problem with That () dominant chord with the augmented fifth Just () up So just () go on over there and work on my car I'll () sit here by the fan and chances are I can () eig...nine hundred bucks" But () sonny () (N.C.) You guessed it () It may be a hit I like it