Intro verse 1 If I were one of the Girls I would be Shoshauna If I were one of the Girls I would be Shoshauna Confused and rude Such a special kind of way to be cruel Confused and rude Confused and rude Confused and rude verse 2 Karma Chamillionaire Chasing the sad glow down Karma Chamillionaire Chasing the sad glow down Confused and rude The owner of a bad attitude Confused and rude Confused and rude Confused and rude Confused and rude Such a special kind of way to be cool The piranha found their way to the pool Confused and rude Confused and rude verse 3 If I were one of the things I'd be american garbage The most beautiful thing The most beautiful american garbage you have ever seen Bridge Brand new and bruised On the way to building a better you Brand new and bruised Confused and bruised Confused and rude Outro If I were one of the Girls I would be Shoshanna Confused and rude Confused and rude Confused and rude