"Pop Song" by Angry Johnny And The Killbillies Sometimes i wish that i could write a pop song Too bad i never learned to play The song that the whole world could sing along And i could be kingship for just one day But every time i try to write a pop song Somebody in it always ends up crying Somebody always ends up brokenhearted And by the end of the song somebody is always dying It's hard to write a pop song when you're going down the drain Hard to write a pop song when you're feeling so much pain Hard to write a pop song when your true love says goodbye It's hard to write a pop song It's hard to write a lie Sometimes i wish that i could write a pop song Catchy tune that's got nothing to say A stupid simple dime a dozen pop songs Just one good hook and id be on my way Sometimes i wish that i could write that pop song Then all the girls would fall in love with me But nobody really wants to hear a pop song Full of chainsaws broken hearts and misery It's hard to write a pop song when you're going down the drain Hard to write a pop song when you're feeling so much pain Hard to write a pop song when your true love says goodbye It's hard to write a pop song It's hard to write a lie It's hard to write a pop song when you've lost all that you had It's hard bein' happy when you are feeling so damn bad it's hard to write a pop song when your heart's been thrown away Another fuckin' pop song Who needs it anyway Just another fuckin' pop song who needs it anyway i could write a million pop songs but it wouldnt make her stay