Friendship

If you're ever in a jam, here I am If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig Interlude: If you're ever down a well, ring my bell If you ever catch on fire, send a wire If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship When other friendships have ceased to jell Ours will still be swell Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep Interlude: If they ever black your eyes, put me wise If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose If they ever put a bullet through your brain I'll complain It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship When other friendships go up in smoke Ours will still be oke Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof Interlude: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been "forgate" Ours will still be great Interlude: If they ever crack your spine, drop a line If they ever cut your throat, write a note If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me too It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are up the crick Ours will still be slick Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack Interlude: When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot