Intro: Once I laughed when I heard you saying That I'd be playing solitaire Uneasy in my easy chair It never entered my mind Once you told me I was mistaken That I'd awaken with the sun And ordered orange juice for one It never entered my mind You have what I lack, myself And now I even have to scratch my back myself Once you warned me that if you scorned me I'd sing the maiden prayer again, And wish that you were there again To get into my hair again, it never entered my mind Instrumental interlude: Once you warned me that if you scorned me I'd sing the maiden prayer again, And wish that you were there again To get into my hair again, it never entered my mind