Intro: I know many who are worse off than you But you stick to your fuck-ups like they're made out of glue Little dysfunk you, now what you gonna do? Your eyes are watery, your mouth made for joy Always quoting Morrisey but did you ever do it with a boy? I've got a mouth for joy And I can take you on, I can take you on I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior I can take you on, I can take you on I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long Make me crazy Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.." Same as Intro: You're not afraid of pain, I know what you did But now the question is, do you really dare to live? Hey pretty dysfunk kid It's better to be bitter than to seem like a fool You say and hide behind your beer-glass But I'm not so impressed by your dysfunk moves 'Cause I'm a dysfunk too But I can take you on, I can take you on I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior I can take you on, I can take you on I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long Make me crazy Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.." Oh nananana nananana Calling out for you, calling out for you Oh nananana nananana Calling out for you, calling out for you Nananana nananana Nananana nananana Nananana nananana Nananana nananana Oh, "so much for bleached nostalgia.." Little dysfunk you