Intro: Why do you sit there so strange? Is it because you are beautiful? You must think you are deranged Why do police guys beat on peace guys? You must think Santa Claus weird He has long hair and a beard Giving his presents for free Why do police guys mess with peace guys? Let's get Santa Claus 'cause; Santa Clause has a red suit,he's a communist And a beard, and long hair, must be a pacifist What's in the pipe that he's smoking? Mister Claus sneaks in your house at night He must be a dope fiend to put you uptight Why do police guys beat on peace guys