Intro: Don't call me a zero. I'm gonna be a hero. Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys. I'll be incorporated. And I'll be imitated. And overrated but that doesn't bother me. All the jaws will drop. And all the girls will scream. And there will be commotion when I show up on the scene. And all that you will see is a celebrity. All that you will see is a celebrity. When I'm riding in my limo. I won't look out the window. Might make me homesick for humanity. There's nowhere that I can't go. And there's nobody I don't know. And there is an emptiness that's eating me. All the clocks will stop. And all the jeans will cream. It has always been my one and only dream. And all that's left of me is my celebrity. All that's left of me is my celebrity. Leave your heart. Lay down your art, you're here for the party. Smile and wave. Try to behave, be happy that they've made you a celebrity. (Piano solo) I could disappear into the great unknown. And it would wear my face as if it were its own. And all that you'll see is a celebrity. All that's left of me is my celebrity. I will get in first. And I will get in free. All that's left of me is my celebrity.