(x 2) Well, you should see Polythene Pam She's so good looking but she looks like a man Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag Yes, you should see Polythene Pam. Yeah, yeah, yeah E (x 2) Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_ Yes, you could say she was attractively built. Yeah, yeah, yeah E (x2) (x 9?)