People at this honky tonk they're about to drive me insane To tell you the truth my darlin' you're the only reason I came But your beauty's so distractin' hope it don't lead to my demise Can you please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes They're playing crummy rap music and there ain't even a band And I wouldn't even be here but you hold my heart in your hands So before I lose my cool and start actin' like them other dirty guys Would you please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes Yo there brother we're giving' you a shout Got the bitches in stitches and we're all hangin' out Lookin' good in the hood tell you what it's all about Shoot that rapper and let the guitar player play If it wasn't for the alcohol I would be quoting Voltaire But with that cute rocking' bod' of yours I can't do nothin' but stare Let's go to your place baby stay up and watch the sun rise But first please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes I'll be your sex object I'll be your good ol' boy toy We'll have the perfect redneck wedding then a little bundle of joy And somewhere down the road we'll look back and we'll laugh about this night When I said tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes Yeah later down the road we'll look back and we'll laugh about this night Yes we will right now won't you tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now