Well the coffee is thirty weight And there’s grease in the beans And the steak tastes like old shoe tongue And the waitress is mean But the sign says you’re welcome here If you drive a truck If you’re lonely and yearn for love Or you’re down on your luck And the diesel cafe lulls me away I spend every passing day at the diesel café There’s red velvet stairs to climb With the rooms at the top And girls there who go for love And they don’t ever stop And the jukebox plays old love songs Filled with heartache and pain While the sun shines all over town On the cafe it rains And the diesel cafe lulls me away I spend every passing day at the diesel café If you’re out on that road tonight Full of coffee and speed And those white lines have crossed your eyes Then you know what you need Drift into my favorite place You might want to stay Cause there’s something for everyone At the diesel café And the diesel cafe lulls me away I spend every passing day at the diesel cafe