I'm as crazy as the days are long and everybody knows I indulge in a little bit too much sin and my mind just comes and goes Still with all my faults I feel as if I can survive Cause I'm the only sane man left alive The world is closing in on me there's a wall around me too I got seventeen women knocking on my door threatening to sue It's good to see them out again they haven't lost their drive And I'm the only sane man left alive I don't even know my first name that don't bring me down I'm so happy just to feel this way inside People tell me that I should explain they think I'm turned around To them a sane man's just like Jekyll and Hyde My personality changes like the winds of a hurricane I got heartaches by the number but I never feel the pain I'm a little off my rocker but the one thing I derive Is that I'm the only sane man left alive I don't even know my first name that don't bring me down I'm so happy just to feel this way inside People tell me that I should explain they think I'm turned around To them a sane man's just like Jekyll and Hyde I'm a little off my rocker but the one thing I derive Is that I'm the only sane man left alive I'm the only sane man left alive I'm the only sane man left alive