Verse: She broke down and cried at the strip mall acupuncturist While the world went on outside The Chinese doctor took her arm Gazed at the floor, and read her wrist for the secrets in her mind "Here's your medicine," she said "If you not smile at him, then someone else will" You hold that thought And I'll hold that thought too Ooooooh - ooooh Ooooooh - ooooh Verse: I was shown the 36 ways I'm not available On a simple easy chart Later on that evening on the beach in Santa Monica It was a very risky start Suppose this stupid chart is right In a year will you still feel the same way? Well, you hold that thought And I'll hold that thought too Ooooooh - ooooh Ooooooh - ooooh Instrumental: