When I first saw you I saw something I hadn't seen in a long long time I saw a lady who looked like a woman Who could drive me right out of my mind But I also saw your diamond And your golden wedding band I know you're married but I've gotta ask you How married are you Mary Ann Are you so married that you can't see me Looking at you with hungry eyes Are you so married that you'd deny me Just one night in paradise I wanna hold you I wanna kiss you I wanna love you all I can I know you're married but I've gotta ask you How married are you Mary Ann How married are you Mary Ann How much of a chance do I stand On a scale of one to ten How married are you Mary Ann Surely surely you can see me Trembling trembling to hold you tight I'm not talking about forever I'm just talking about tonight I wanna touch you I wanna watch you Slip that diamond off of your hand I know you're married but I've gotta ask you How married are you Mary Ann How married are you Mary Ann How much of a chance do I stand On a scale of one to ten How married are you Mary Ann How married are you Mary Ann