INTRO: Well all the dirty old men are eyin' her I'm no better in the corner spyin' her She bends over to pick up a rag She walks my way and I can barely say Now Emily you look so nice Well Emily you better bring a glass of ice Emily I don't know how much of this I can take N/C I shiver I shake I make some stupid joke about the menu You know how it gets so clumsy when you Try to think out the next thing to say But she doesn't notice and laughs anyway Now Emily I don't wanna cause a scene Emily you're the best I've ever seen Well Emily I don't wanna be another coffee break I shiver I shake BRIDGE: These lines you must have heard them all Everyone's lined up at the waitress call Well Emily you got me climbin' up the walls SOLO: Well Emily smiles and goes on with her work The next remark from the next drunken jerk The same sweet smile the same hearthrob You know the whole damn act's just part of the job Now Emily I'm sorry about the ketchup drip Well Emily I'm sorry about the lousy tip Emily I guess tonight I'll lay awake And shiver and shake BRIDGE: Will you think of me when I'm out the door Will you think of me when you're on the floor Will you think of me oh anymore Emily! Emily! Emily! Emily!