INTRO: Lightnin' bugs buzzin' 'round the piss elm tree I'm a hundred miles from reality I take a big drag and suck it all in Blow it out the window let it ride on the wind I see indigo wheels of purple and blue People on TV look like me and you There's spiders on the ceilin' and buzzards on the wall If I could find the telephone I'd give you a call CHORUS: Smokin' in bed Smokin' in bed It's bad for my body and good for my head () I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed SOLO: Have any ya'll ever seen a matress burn While listenin' to the Byrds singin' Turn Turn Turn I've seen it happen I'm livin' proof If you don't believe me look at the hole in my roof Now I can lay here and look out at the sky At fuzzy black dragons as they fly by I think it's time to roll me a big ol' fatty Find me a phone and call miss Paisley Patty CHORUS (2x) E-E-E-E N/C Yep