My sister?s kid is tattooed from his head down to his toes He claims trouble follows him everywhere he goes He?s such a lazy, loafing, good for nothing, drunken slob But still he thinks I oughta give his sorry ass a job People and their problems are giving me a pain People and their problems are messin? with my brain I try to help them some but they always stay the same People and their problems are driving me insane The national debt is all the president can talk about He claims he can?t do nothin? for the Congress and the House Our cars are getting repo?d and we?re ?bout to lose our homes Then look up on the TV, see him playin? saxaphone Chorus Old Willie, he stays higher than a hundred dollar kite He huff?s and puffs and smokes that stuff every day and night His friends all try to change him beggin?, ?Please quit, Willie, please!? But still they hang around and breathe the same air that he breathes