INTRO: Saturday night and you're still hangin' around Tired of livin' in your one-horse town You'd like to find a little hole in the ground For a while u-hm-hm So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens It's like some pornographic magazine And you smile u-hm-hm Chorus 1: Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin' Your sister's gone out, she's on a date You just sit at home and masturbate The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait For that call u-hm-hm So you stand on the corner in you New English clothes And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes Oh but still your finger's gonna pick your nose After all u-hm-hm Chorus 2 So you decide to take a holiday You got your tape deck and your brand new chevrolet Ah there ain't no place to go anyway And what for u-hm-hm So you've got everything, ah but nothing's cool They just found your Father in the swimming pool And you guess you wont be going back to school Any more Chorus 3: Captain Jack can get you high tonight And take you to your special island Oh, Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin' la la la So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh but still you're aching for the things you haven't got What went wrong u-hm-hm And if you can't understand why your world is so dead Why you've gotta keep in style and feed your head Well you're twenty one and still your Mother makes your bed And that's too long Whoa-whoa-whoa-yeah-yeah Chorus 4: Well Captain Jack can get you high tonight And take you to your special island Well now Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin' Chorus 5: Oh Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special isle Well now Captain Jack will make you high tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin' Chorus 6: Yeah Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will make you high tonight