"Laura" Intro: Verse: Laura calls me in the middle of the night Passes on her painful information Then these careless fingers, they get caught in her vice Til they're bleeding on my coffee table Living alone isn't all that it's cracked up to be Oh whoa whoa I'm on her side, why does she push the poison on me? Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa (*First Chorus only) Verse: Laura has a very hard time All her life has been one long disaster Then she tells me she suddenly believes she's seen a very good sign She'll be taking some aggressive action Chorus: