Intro : I can take the pitchfork, from the devil Keep a super suit like I'm incredible From the deep blue sea, to the dark blue sky I'm the baddest man alive I'll grab a crocodile by it's tail Handcuff the judge and put the cops in jail Make the meanest woman break down and cry I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive I'll take no measure, and I'll take no drive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive RZA Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good Say my name three times, and you knock on wood Candyman hooks, I'll terrorize your hood Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger Take a gasoline bath, then I'll walk through fire Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from a titty Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee Spit in a crocodile's face, have a menage a trois with two female apes Then sleep in the barrel of butcher knives I drink honey, straight from the bee hive Bungee jumping off the Empire State, butt naked Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt naked With the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die When the grim reaper come out, look him right in his eye I'll bust off in the face in the witch of the east Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth Hehehe, I'm the man who stole the golden fleece And I'll date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die Come on, somebody Chorus x2 Fade out