Intro: A little bit of rain wouldn't make the news You'd mix champagne with mountain dew You'd keep the name that was given to you And if we played a game somebody's gonna lose Indian food would be cornbread and butter You'd get your ass kicked if you talked about my mother You'd open up a trunk door taking out your lover She might be your cousin but she wouldn't be your brother C'mon Y'all, We all gotta lighten up Chorus: