Intro: () () There ought to be a town somewhere () feel () Yeah I could be the mayor down there And say ()ville" () It wouldn't be on a map no where You might ()ist () wrong turns () miss There ought to a bridge somewhere they could dedicate to me I'd probably come to the ceremony with a can of gasoline Walk on over to the other side Where I'd light a match Sit and stare through the smoke and flames and wonder how I'm gonna get back () things I do? Was I () self made fool? () curse the dark I () break your heart And I () bring you back but But I () watch you pack () be () me There oughta be a side show "act" For freaks like me I could be the star of the show with my name on the marquee In a room with a big red button that says ‘danger do not touch' Twice a day I'd mash it down and you can watch me self-destruct Repeat Chorus () me