Verse 1: It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again Verse 2: It's Labor day and my Grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs And he shit shit shits his pants He's always fucking shitting his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again