Intro: Verse 1: SHOOTIN' DR. PEPPER CANS WITH YOUR BRAND NEW RED RYDER THAT OLD FOLDING LAWN CHAIR MAKES THE PERFECT X-WING FIGHTER THOSE NO-NAME BASEBALL CARDS SPINNING IN YOUR SPOKES NOW THAT'S COOL Verse 2: TURNIN' 17 AND DADDY LOOSENS UP THE CURFEW DRIVIN' HOME AT MIDNIGHT THAT OLD BUICK SMELLS LIKE PERFUME MAKING YOUR OWN MONEY, HAVING COFFEE WITH YOUR FOLKS NOW THAT'S COOL CHORUS: KNOWIN' WHERE YOU'RE GOIN' EMBRACIN' WHERE YOU'VE BEEN BEING CRITICIZED FOR STANDIN' STRONG IN A BATTLE YOU CAN'T WIN LIVIN' IN A MOMENT YOU MAY NEVER SEE AGAIN LET YOUR HEART BREAK SOME RULES NOW THAT'S COOL Verse 3: WAKIN' UP WITH YOUR NEW BRIDE A ROOM BESIDE THE OCEAN 10 YEARS LATER GOIN' BACK TO RELIVE THAT EMOTION SHE TELLS YOU WHAT SHE'S THINKING BUT NEVER SAYS A WORD NOW THAT'S COOL REPEAT CHORUS Instrumental: Verse 4: THE PITCHER IS YOUR SIX YEAR OLD, YOU'RE HIS FULL TIME CATCHER HE GETS A NEW BB GUN AND 'YOU'LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT' LECTURE YOUR 3 YEAR OLD IS SINGIN' THE SONG THAT SHE JUST LEARNED NOW THAT'S COOL REPEAT CHORUS