The weekend is back But so is he Head to the floodlights See the fraternity They are waiting I hear them up in the north And down in the south And all that is spewing Spewing out of his mouth (Chorus) Entertain me At his and hers dating Bored minds agree Requirements to be stated Replies awaited She wants a loose fit He wants instant whip He guesstimates her arrival Will she want it really badly (Chorus) Entertain me A car, a house both in street The boredom of the sober week The weekend is here, hip hip hooray To make the blues just go away (Chorus) Entertain me