What if I told you I loved you What if I court you in rhyme In this world there's nothing left Well nothing that's new What if I told you without you Loving is simply a lie I'm belching blues into the night Oh tell me your mine, please say it's true Oh, shame it's over I was the last days of them all Well, push me over I'm flat on my back and I'm having a ball And just look who's laughing What if I flew like a dove dear What if I wooed you in rhyme There's nothing left Nothing that's good left for me now Oh, I'll just go and sleep with strangers I'll live like a lord in a tower Carouse in the sin, take in too much air That I can't dream at night Well, not anymore Oh, shame it's over It's been such fun and we've had a ball Well, push me over But I'll be the last of people to fall Well just look who's laughing Oh, shame it's over How like a cow bloated on grass Well, push me over Me on my back and you on your arse Such a shame it's all over There are so few days left to grasp Well, push me over Me on my back and you on your lazy arse Well just look who's laughing