He was born in Oklahoma And his wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz He ain?t responsible for what he's doin? 'Cause his mother made him what he is And it?s up Against the wall redneck mother Mother who has raised her son so well He's thirty-four and drinkin? in a honky tonk Just-a kicking hippie?s asses and raising hell He shore does like his Falstaff beer, And chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor He drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck With a gun rack and a "Goat roper needs love too" bumper sticker Chorus Solo M is for the mudflaps she gave him for his pickup truck And O is for the oil he puts on his hair T is for Thunderbird H is for Haggard E is for eggs, and R is for redneck Chorus Chorus