Intro: #1. If a man answers your phone when I call..ooh..there's gonna be some screamin' and that ain't all. Cause if I'm here callin' you, then who's the who I'm talkin' to? Why any fool could see, that for sure it ain't me..so, if a man answers your phone, then, honey we're through! Bridge: Now, everything between us used to be fine..till I became a third party, where there ain't no party line..ya hear me talkin'?? #2. Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again..ooh..and there better be a soprano on the other end. Cause if the voice is baritone, when you told me you'd be home alone.. well, then I'm wastin' my time..not to mention my dime. So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey I'm gone! INTERLUDE: Bridge: Now, everything between us used to be fine..till I became a third party, where there ain't no party line..ya hear me talkin'?? #3. Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again..ooh..and there better be a soprano on the other end. Cause if the voice is baritone, when you told me you'd be home alone.. well, then I'm wastin' my time..not to mention my dime. So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey I'm gone! A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.