Well-now just because you think you're so pretty Just because your Mama thinks you're hot (you're not) Just because you think you've got something That nobody else has got You've got that certain nothin' You know you made me spend all my money You laughed, and called me old Santa Claus Well I'm telling you, honey, I'm through with you Because, just because Oh, just because you think I'll be lonesome Just because you think I'll be blue Just because you think I'd be foolish To stay around at home and wait for you Though you made me drop all my fortune You laughed, and called me old Santa Claus Well I'm telling you, honey, I'm through with you Because, just because Because, just because