Intro: Run it up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes And then run it into the ground until it dies Then bring it back to life All together now, we’re just the same as we’ve always been And if you think you’re better you're probably right We’re not here to change the world We’re here to laugh at others Maybe get a nap along the way So dress it up the way you wish and step aside And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy Take a number, take a seat, we've been here quite some time And it doesn’t seem we're leaving anytime soon The bathroom's down the hall Take a shot at us and see how far you get We eat chumps like you for breakfast when we get about noon We’re not here to change the world We’re here to laugh at others Maybe get a nap along the way So dress it up the way you wish and step aside And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy Hey jealousy, Is a song by the band the Gin Blossoms I accidentally saw them once Hey, I got carried away But it’s easy to be unafraid When you're so critically disdained For being happy, smiling, drinking Laughing, cussing not overthinking Rocking while the ship is sinking And we can't even swim Show up those drum lessons, Gary! That's my kid We’re not here to change the world We’re here to laugh at others Maybe get a nap along the way So dress it up the way you wish and step aside And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy