Intro: Whoa Whoa verse 1: She text messaged me on the phone, In capital letters, wanting time on her own. I don't mean to seem out of line, But it seemed like everything was going just fine. Times were changing and rearranging. I never thought that I could go from first to worst. She took me straight to video, In the movie row. Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah) New Sensation just past expiration. Never has a has-been been so low. Oh, no. So low. (Woah) Oh, no. (Woah) verse 2: You took me to your new boyfriend's show, Dance rock darlings of the week, oh, no. I told you that I wanted to go. All the dudes were wearing make-up, man, I guess I didn't know. Things were changing and rearranging. I never thought that I could go from first to cursed. She took me straight to video, In the movie row. Last year's model with a broken stereo. (Woah) New Sensation just past expiration. Never has a has-been been so low. Oh, no. So low. (Woah) Oh, no. (Woah) Bridge: So what's that guy doing with your heart? Is he the next contestant on "Tear Us Apart?" I guess I'm the lowest bidder. I'm not bitter. I'm just better so don't bother to rewind. Final Chorus: