You gotta four piece band and a LA tan You smile at me and you shake my hand But I got something baby that you need And you'll stab me in the back just to watch me bleed Chorus: Always tellin' me about what you got Always buggin' me about what I'm not Always comin' off like some big shot Wasting my precious time I said No, no, no that ain't no friend of mine I said No, no, no that ain't no friend of mine I said No, no, no that ain't no friend of mine There's a man in DC and he speaks for me But all he cares about is his Texas tea Well I don't know what he will say But I'll be money that I'm gonna pay Chorus I've been milked real slow so many years in a row I wonder when my bucket's gonna overflow He's giving me advice like he's my best friend But all he wants from me is a billboard grin Chorus