Transcribed by: Jeff Gary Intro: e----------------------------------------- B----------------------------------------- G-----0-1-4-1-------------------------2--- D-2-4---------4-2-2-2h4p2---------2h4----- A-------------------------4-0-2h4--------- E----------------------------------------- Chorus 1: Hum-dinger, you're a hum-dinger You're as plain as yeller' puddin' You're a hum-dinger Verse: You're cute when you're gay and glad But you're even cuter when you're mad There ain't no doubt about it You're a hum-dinger Fourteen miles outside of town You told me to quit this hummin' around But I ain't mad at you 'cause You're a hum-dinger Chorus 1 Intro Verse: You're hair is blonde, but the roots are black There's bugs a crawlin' on your back And the boys are chasin' you 'cause You're a hum-dinger You're teeth are good, but they look like corn You're pappy left when you were born I wish you'd be my girl You're a hum-dinger Chorus 1 Intro Verse: You're feet are wide and flat on the bottom And speakin' of feet, I'd say you got 'em Won't you be my gal You're a hum-dinger You're eyes are crossed and the color is pink And I know when you're lookin' at me, I think Oh, flower from the pasture You're a hum-dinger Chorus 2: Hum-dinger, you're a hum-dinger You're as sweet as cactus candy You're a hum-dinger Intro Verse: Well, you're hands are rough as an alligator They could squash a three-pound Irish potater But I love to sit and hold 'em You're a hum-dinger There's a bone stickin' out of your hip There's a mustache on your dainty lip Oh, darlin' little maiden You're a hum-dinger Chorus 1 Chorus 2 No chord Mmmmmmmmm, Mmmmm! -Jeff Gary- [email protected] http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~jwgary