Intro: () These days you don't really need it () Can't wait to date a super model () Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my () (Chorus) Cause when your a ()ty Its adios re()ty You can act just like a ()fool People think your ()V I can throw a ()fit Have my latte ()it They say I've gone ()fame The pressures that go (G)with being a celebrity () I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way And I'll get community service don't matter which law I break I'll make the supermarket tabloids they'll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up Cause when your a ()ty Its adios re()ty No matter what you ()do People think your ()V I can fall (F)in and ()barley last a ()month When they go down the ()fame Say its just so () (Bridge) So lets (F)hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of the fun in the ()sun We'll be ()real world bachelor jackass millionaires () (Solo) (Chorus) to "TV" Being a celebrity Yea celebrity