Intro: () When a () freight train runs off the track And rolls down my road It's summertime in Texas And they're playin' in the snow When () politicians everywhere Stop tellin' lies and only state the () facts Right () then That's () when I'll take you () back Let's () say I get bucked off a bull And fall and hit my head Then I get amnesia And forget the things we said () Lose my better judgement And I take up smokin' () crack Right () then That's () when I'll take you () back Go on - keep () tryin' Come on - keep () callin' You know I () like it When you come () crawlin' It's like () music To hear you () (bawlin'/squalin') Wahh, () wahh When () Donald Trump Takes a part time job, parkin' cars Clint Eastwood does ballet In a big pink leotard ) donkey wins the Derby And takes his victory () lap Right () then That's () when I'll take you () back CHORUS SOLO The () day that old morning sun Rises in the west And they pass a law in L.A. Banning artificial breasts () Cars can run on water And gasoline and oil ain't worth () jack Right () then That's () when I'll take you () back CHORUS It's like () music To hear you () bawlin' Wahh, () wahh OUTRO