Intro: (x2) Verse 1: Well you're the first car in an hour or so I'm glad you stopped in it's sure been slow Around here today, just like every day Well I couldn't help but notice your California plates And I thought I recognized that name On your credit card, you're a movie star Well I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies That I met one of the most famous people in the country Chorus: Well I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green The cable don't come out this far so I never watch TV I know you played in something but I'm gonna need some help Wait, weren't you in Cannon Ball Run.... no? oh well Verse 2: Allow me to introduce myself Name ain't John this is somebody else's Greasy shirt, my name's Curt This is the town that I grew up in Never seen L.A. the closest I've been To Hollywood, is Dollywood But when you get back to Beverly Hills you can tell all your buddies You met one of the most famous people in the country Chorus 2: Cause I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky lake And I caught threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state And I'm still signing autographs after all these years Oh yeah, guess I'm gonna need yours....sign uh here Verse 3: Been thinking bout doing some acting someday If I ever do make it out to L.A. Can I give you a shout, maybe crash on your couch If you hear of any roles that are floatin' around That would put me and Ashley Judd making out In a steamy love scene, I'd work pretty cheap If the phones are down just ask around you'll get ahold of me Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country You're talking to one of the most fa---mous people in the country (keep repeating as these words are spoken) Six-pack, it was wasn't it, you're in that movie six-pack You look a lot thinner and younger on TV You gaining weight for a role or something? Man I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing I'd work for free