(chorus) Sleepin' on the foldout, thanks to me and my big mouth Why did I do what I did, I shoulda' known better than to lie It's to late and so tonight I'm sleepin' on the foldout sofa bed. She wanted to me to go and see her family But I told her that I had to work I never dreamed she'd get home so dang early She caught me cleanin' fish out on our back porch, so now I'm? (repeat chorus) I can't believe they call this thing a mattress It's 2 a.m. and I'm wide awake Lookin' back I shoulda' just been honest Instead of tellin' her the whole staff spent The day out on the lake, so now I'm? (repeat chorus) yeah, yeah I'm sleepin' on the fold out sofa bed.