She's not into flowers Or gettin' big expensive gifts She says she don't want jewelry She doesn't need another dress If I wanna show her how much I adore her The best way that I've found Is to make sure when I'm finished I put that toilet seat down We've been to counseling To try and see the ways we could improve This thing between us And different ways to show each other I love you Well forget about those get-away vacations In romantic costal towns If you wanna say "I love you" Then put that toilet seat down Cuz in the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark When I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down