****** Intro - (verse 1) You sure gotta real nice place, So don't take this the wrong way, But I can tell by your decorating taste, You've been alone too long, You got more candles than a midnight mass, That fancy mirror adds a touch of class, Do you know how good a mounted bass would look there on that wall, (chorus) You need a man around here, Can't do it all by yourself, To me it's painfully clear, You could use, a little help, SOmeone to kill the spiders, TO change the channel and drink the beer, Seems to me that you sure need a man around here, (lead - ) (verse 2) Thumbin through your stack of magazines, Don't see a Maxim or Field of Streams, I haven't been in a room this clean, Since they took my appendix out, You've got to be kidding me, Don't tell me that thing is your T.V. my laptop's gotta bigger screen, Ahh babe there ain't no doubt, (chorus) You need a man around here, Can't do it all by yourself, To me it's painfully clear, You could use, a little help, SOmeone to kill the spiders, TO change the channel and drink the beer, Seems to me that you sure need a man around here, (lead - - ) (chorus) SOmeone to kill the spiders, TAnd by the way you're out of beer, Seems to me that you sure need a man around here, Yea it Seems to me that you sure need a man around here, Outro -