I'm gonna Lasso Santa Claus And I know just why because I'm going to pull pull on his beard Pull pull to see if it's real I'm going to tickle tickle him on the tummy Because he laughs so funny He's so jolly and so fine When he comes around Christmas time I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus And the reason is because I know a boy and girl he never goes to see He never brings them toys like he does to me I'm gonna pop pop Santa Claus With the water pistol gun bang bang And then I'll take his bags of toys and run And bring them all the kids who don't have none repeat #1,2,3 I'm gonna pop pop Santa Claus With the water pistol gun squirt squirt And then I'll take his bags of toys and run And bring them all the kids who don't have none