Capo II Fret I'm the () life of the party, baby since you said good(E)bye Just ask old Joe, he knows I'm here every () night And that good old boy in the mirror, lookin' round for () you It aint' me, and that's the honky tonk () truth That's the honky tonk () I'll put my () right hand here on this beer And swear on this () bar I ain't () thinkin', I ain't drinkin', I ain't cryin' I ain't moanin' the () blues I wouldn't lie to () you That's the honky tonk () truth Fiddle Solo Don't () miss you If you walked up, puckered up, girl I wouldn't bother to () kiss you That washed up, broke down fool hanging out on that () stool It ain't me, and that's the honky tonk () truth That's the honky tonk () I'll put my () right hand here on this beer And swear on this () bar I ain't () thinkin', I ain't drinkin', I ain't cryin' I ain't moanin' the () blues I wouldn't lie to () you That's the honky tonk () truth Solo That's the honky tonk () I'll put my () right hand here on this beer And swear on this () bar I ain't () thinkin', I ain't drinkin', I ain't cryin' I ain't moanin' the () blues I wouldn't lie to () you That's the honky tonk () truth I ain't () thinkin', I ain't drinkin', I ain't cryin' I ain't moanin' the () blues I wouldn't lie to () you That's the honky tonk () truth