Intro: They've been laughin' since I can remember But they're not gonna laugh anymore No more "Douglas- the-Geek", no more "Goof-of-the-Week" like before No more algebra tests 'til September No more havi'n to try to fit in No more havin' to cheat, No more mystery meat No more gym,No more gym,No more gym!NO MORE GYM! Gonna move to the mall or live in the pool Gotta talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool After today I'm gonna be cruisi?n. After today, she'll be mine! After today my brains'll be snoozing If I don't faint, I'll be fine! I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics Then down with the textbooksAnd up with the comics! Just think of all the time I've been losing Finding the right thing to say Things'll be goin' my way after today She looks right through me And who could blame her? I need a new me Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof And after today I'm gonna be cruisin' No more pep rallies to cut Blech! After today my brains'll be snoozing I'm gonna sit on my butt I've got less than an hour And when this is ended I'll either be famous Or I?ll be suspended! Just think of all the time I've been losing Waiting until I could could say Gonna be on my ownKiss the parents good-bye Gonna party from now 'til the end of July Things'll be goin' my way After today I wish that this was the day After today