THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE MOVIES THEY'RE GONNA MAKE A BIG STAR OUT OF ME WE'LL MAKE A FILM ABOUT A MAN THAT'S SAD AND LONELY AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ACT NATURALLY WELL, I BET YOU I'M GONNA BE A BIG STAR MIGHT WIN AN OSCAR YOU CAN NEVER TELL THE MOVIE'S GONNA MAKE ME A BIG STAR, CAUSE I CAN PLAY THE PART SO WELL WELL, I HOPE YOU COME AND SEE ME IN THE MOVIE THEN I'LL KNOW THAT YOU WILL PLAINLY SEE THE BIGGEST FOOL THAT EVER HIT THE BIG TIME AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ACT NATURALLY WE'LL MAKE A SCENE ABOUT A MAN THAT'S SAD AND LONELY AND BEGGING DOWN UPON HIS BENDED KNEE I'LL PLAY THE PART BUT I WON'T NEED REHEARSING ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ACT NATURALLY CHORUS