Frankenstein was the first in line and the Wolfman came up next Dracula was a-doin’ his stuff, a-breathin’ down my neck Jump back, make tracks, here comes the Hunchback, better get out of his way Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum, it was a monster’s holiday Well, I hopped into bed and I covered up my head, said I’m gonna get a good night’s sleep I got woke up about 12 o’clock and I jumped right to my feet There was gremlins and goblins, dragons and zombies, lawdy what an awful site I said good buddy you may get me, but brother let me tell you, it’s gonna be after the fight Chorus Uncle Bill, well he took ill and they sent for me to come Well, I had to pass by the old graveyard so I went on the run There was screamin’ and moanin, wailin’ and groanin’, scary as the mummy’s curse I said good buddy you may get me, but brother let me tell you, that you’re gonna have to catch me first Chorus